Don’t you wish real life had a super easy mode too. Oh, well. Enjoy!

Dear Apple,

Sorry that you lost that whole DMCA thing. But get serious I don’t need an Apple Star Chamber deciding what’s OK for me to put on my phone. Yes, I know that there is malware out there. But you make my damned phone, you are not my mommy and you don’t get to pick and choose what I may and may not put on MY phone. Do you get to pick and chose what I put on my laptop or desk top. No. Why do you insist that I do it on a smart phone. And you still want to get all passive aggressive with it will void my warranty. Thanks for helping me make my decision.

Future Android User

PS: Open Source Rocks!

This month’s Blog Carnival (hosted by Mad Brew Labs) is almost over and I’ve put a bunch thought into this one. The whole subject of growing the table top RPG hobby is interesting one.
Let’s go with the biggie first. Stigma. In our modern society, the geek subculture has been pretty much accepted by the mainstream. Geek is now “cool”. There’s shows like The Big Bang Theory, Comic Con is now a major Hollywood marketing expo, movies based on comic books are blockbusters and the computer is now a common household appliance. Table top RPG’s are still one of the last bastions of true geekdom that hasn’t been accepted. Why? First, since geek is now cool there’s just too many posers out there. “I have a computer, a blog and I tweet. I’m such a geek.” Giggle. No. That doesn’t make you a geek. The same person might rant about how great the latest X-men, Watchmen or Batman movie was. But if ask them about Chris Claremont, Alan Moore or Frank Miller, they will stare at you blankly. They just know what they’ve been fed and their still getting fed the line that people who play PnP RPG’s are socially awkward, hygienically challenged and sexually repressed. This one is pretty easy to combat. Hello, I am a normal person and pretty damned average in most cases. And yes I play those old time games with dice, paper and little toy soldiers. But for every ten regular Joe’s out there, you’ll meet the Comic Book Guy or the Cat Piss Man. And who do you remember? Of course, the negative experiences always seem to stick out. Yes, we may always say remember the good old days. But if you go to a restaurant a hundred times and then go again the food and the service just plain suck. What do you remember more? What do you rant about more? Not the hundred times but the one bad time. It’s the same about meeting people. What drives more beginners from the hobby? Is it time? Cost? Other obligations? Or is it just their first experience involved “that guy”. It’s pretty simple bathe and don’t be a dick. We have met the enemy and he is us.
Of course, there’s another problem in the modern world. People are just getting stupid and lazy. One of the big competitors with table top games is, of course, video games. Pretty much every MMO or video RPG can trace it’s virtual genetics back to good old D&D. Compare what a hard core video game player spends in time, consoles, hardware, subscriptions and software to what a table top game costs. A hardcore video gamer will have dungeon maps, gear and character spec’s all memorized. They will know every trick to beat the game and its monsters. They will know the numbers behind each piece of equipment and what is the best possible combination. It pretty much takes about as much brain power as learning a table top game. But the difference. In a table top game, you just might have to read a BOOK and do the MATHS in your head! Most people won’t even read instruction manuals let alone a 400 page rule book. It’s simple. Millions of people will tune into the latest vapid reality show. How many of them will take the time to read even a bad book let alone a good one? Books are scary. The written word it just too time consuming when you can have pretty moving pictures. Just look at Hollywood. Even I’m guilty of this. We can name actors, producers or directors. How many of you can name screen writers? And out of the creative team, they get paid the least. They wrote the god damned story! C’mon.
The key to keeping the hobby alive and vibrant is simple. If it all possible don’t be a closet gamer and represent. Don’t be the stereotype. Show the world that you are not some obsessed drooling fanboy. Invite new players in. Don’t draft them. If someone isn’t interested or doesn’t want to hear about your paladin and the latest dungeon crawl then just let it go. Fledgling gamers will find their way into the hobby. Great them and take them under your wing. Just grow the hobby one gamer at a time. It will happen. Have patience. There’s an old article I read somewhere and I don’t even remember who wrote it. It basically said that video games are to PnP RPG’s what television is to live theater. Live theater has survived literally for centuries.

Recommendation: Rent it. Sorry the ending is so silly.
There’s some really good movies that have come out of Russia. If haven’t see Nightwatch yet, do so now. But that’s not what this review is about. This is about Wolfhound, a fairly decent fantasy tale from the East.
Yeah, I said fairly decent. The set up is pretty standard. Bad guys murder an entire village except for one child who gets sent to mines. Said child grows fights for his freedom and becomes our stoic hero. But don’t hold that against it. The action sequences are gritty. The characters are interesting and actually break away from some of the stereotypes that us Americans are used to and I’m sure there were some cultural references that I totally missed. The story is pretty good tale of unjust kings, curses, arranged marriages and revenge. I really like the production design of the movie as well. There weren’t any polished marble halls. Everybody was pretty much in rags walking through the mud. Our Hero, Wolfhound, does have the habit of picking up a ragtag band of sidekicks who he then allows to go off on their own quest but of course they are reunited at the end. And special nods should go out to one of the coolest animal companions, Ragged Wing the Fruit Bat.
I really enjoyed the first three quarters of the movie. But the end. Errr. Kind of silly. I’ll try to avoid spoilers but you have been warned. The bat turns into a helpful sidekick ala Beastmaster. And our hero ends up with biggest freaking light saber in the entire universe. Really, that thing is like 100 feet long. No I am not kidding. And there’s more silliness at the end but I don’t want to spoil it for you. Just kind of ignore the end and enjoy the rest of the movie.

So I’m still running through ideas for Dresden Files and few rather odd ones hit me at lunch.
It’s easy to go for the low hanging fruit and garner some inspiration from the usual places (looking at you Buffy/Angel) and for a campaign I might grab some ideas from there. But I want to go off the beaten path a bit for some of the more unusual bits.
First let’s throw in a little El Superbeasto. I did a review a couple of weeks ago. A little monster hunting + lucho libre + lounge lizard. Hmm. Could be an interesting character.
Then there’s Dogwitch. If you don’t know already, you’re guess is probably wrong. Let’s sum up Violet Grimm from the official web site for those of you who are link weary. “Her people expelled her. Her neighbours don’t like her. Her fans want to kill her…So why do they all keep buying her movies? Violet Grimm is an exiled fetish-witch superstar, strung out from spell abuse, psychic fallout and the dubious attention of her psychotic fans. A single girl with a bad rep in a bad world, this infamous outcast just wants to practice her art and find some decent intimacy…Guess she probably shouldn’t have made all those kinky home videos then.” I think it should be fairly easy to find a few Aspects with just that description.
And finally a city. For this I look to the great metropolis of Pine Cove California and various residents. This has been the site for many strange occurrences but most notably a certain Christmas event summed up here. OK, enough beating around the bush for those who haven’t gotten it yet. It’s the collective and damned funny writings of Christopher Moore. Heck, if you like the Dresden Files then chances you are going to like some of his stuff. But if you want some suggestions: Practical Demon Keeping, Blood Sucking Fiends, You Suck, Bite Me and one of my very favorites The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror. You just can’t go wrong with Zombie Santa.

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