After sitting in the queue for about an hour and half I finally got on and rolled up a Tiefling Trickster Rogue. No biggie. First day of a free MMO that has an impressive IP attached to it.
For us old grognard table top types, yep, it’s inspired by 4th Edition. You’ve got the usual races and classes and their expected abilities. No real surprise there. But it’s still an MMO so don’t expect that table top feel. There was one thing that did feel a bit like table top. That was generating your ability scores. Heck, there even was the sound of dice clattering. But I think the system was bascially roll until you get the numbers you like.
As far as being an MMO, maybe Guild Wars 2 has spoiled me. Neverwinter has the same old NPC’s with with an ! or ? over their heads. And so far seems like pretty much the same old type of quest lines. At least I haven’t gotten the “gather 12 wolf pelts” type quests, yet. I managed to make it to 6th level last night for whatever that’s worth. I really find the “you only heal at a campfire” mechanic a real drag. It’s either gulp down healing potions or back track.
The graphics aren’t anything really special. I’ve seen better and I’ve seen worse. The character customization during generation really doesn’t seem to help that much or make that much difference. The characters still look basically the same. It looks like hair and skin tone are the only things that are really noticeable once you get into the world and start playing.
But the UI, well, that’s something else. It might have been just my display but the icons were really tiny. And the controls. The usual keyboard keys for movement and various hot keys for your abilities. The left and right mouse buttons are for your At-Will powers. The mouse controls mainly the camera but you can also steer your character with it. It took me quite a while to get used to that. I spent a lot of time looking at the sky in the middle of a fight.
I didn’t have a chance to mess with it but I think the real strength of Neverwinter is going to come from The Foundry. This is user created content. Dungeons, quests, cities and so on. I haven’t a chance to really mess with it or go through any adventures but like I said, this is what I think will make Neverwinter really cool. Probably, it will be only a matter of days before someone does their iteration of Keep on the Borderlands or Tomb of Horrors.
So there’s a few things that I’m not crazy about but you can’t beat the price. Free. Now there are some in game micro-transaction but Cryptic says that you don’t need to pay “to win”. We’ll see about that. In the little gamer’s opinion, it’s worth the time to play around with and have some fun.

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These are the good parts.

Yeah, a trailer with a little potential but a lame movie. I’m not sure if they ran out of time or money but it really showed in the final product. I’m not saying that there weren’t good scenes. They were a few that were quite entertaining and worth a little chuckle. I expected some bad acting. I expected some bad special effects. I’d expect 15 minutes of exposition with story board art for the start of the movie. I didn’t expect key actions scenes to be exposition with story board art. I mean really it’s a movie don’t tell me there was daring escape. Show me the freaking escape. And even worse don’t tell me the heroes kill the big bad in an epic fight. Show the damned fight! And to put it bluntly, parts of didn’t make a lick a sense.
Recommendation: Watch it with some cheap beer and your finger on the fast forward button. Have a second movie ready to go after 20 minutes of the tolerable stuff in this one.

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Why the hell did I watch these? I mean really. There really wasn’t any good about either one. I should have known better but at least I can my civic duty and warn. There’s a bucket load of suck ahead. But here’s the trailers.

Recommendation: Don’t even bother stealing it. Watch it if someone is paying you in cash and giving you good pizza and really good beer.

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This ain’t exactly what you expect from Kevin Smith. It isn’t Jay and Silent Bob or any thing like that. This is pretty hard core tale of terror based around the kind of crap your average American hears or has to deal with just about every day.
A trio of high school boys end up getting kidnapped by a bible-thumping doomsday cult (God hates queers and everybody but us types. You know.) and get caught up in a botched ATF raid. This isn’t like Saw or Hostel. This is much more in your face and realistic. That’s the part that makes it pick at the back of your brain. It’s not far fetched or outlandish. You could see something like this be on the evening news.
Now it sound like that would be boring and there is one hell of a lot talking though out the movie but bits of that unique Silent Bob sense of humor pop up now and then in the dialog. John Goodman plays the burned out bureaucrat fantastically. And Micheal Parks is darned right scary because you know that there really are folks like that out there. Might I also add that this throws in punch in the nose to post 9/11 mentality.
So if you’re looking for a disturbingly realistic thriller then go for it. If you’re for Jay and Silent Bob Vs Fred Phelps then not so much. It’s still a damned good movie.

Recommendation: Buy it if you can afford it.

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Feb 022012

Hillbillies Vs Crazy and Clumsy College Students. Well, that pretty sums it.

I’ve mentioned before that I have some sort of weird love affair with off beat movies. This keeps up this streak.
Mix in a dark sense of humor and a little twist to the story, this is just like so many slasher in the woods flicks from days gone by. Of course, the whole chain events gets kicked off through prejudice and and miscommunication. But then it doesn’t help that one of the characters is egging on the miscommunication. There’s a good bit of dark comedy in Tucker & Dale. There were scenes where they could have gone a little further for a laugh but I can see how they didn’t want to the movie to become a completely silly parody. So over all for the movie, that was a good thing.
If you have a certain nostalgic feel for slasher flicks and enjoy a good tongue in cheek twist on the genre then go ahead and check out Tucker & Dale Vs Evil.

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I don’t do many book reviews because it sort of feels like I’m doing a high school book report but the author approached me for a review and I said, “Yes.”
The Death & Others is an eclectic mix of short stories, vignettes and poetry. A lot times with books it’s fairly easy to put them into a category. Not so much with this one. It’s kind of all over the place. In a way, it’s part of its charm. It shows the passions of the author and that there’s probably something for just about everybody in there.
Personally and rather uncharacteristic of me, I found the poetry to be the most entertaining. There are three poems that I enjoyed: Under the Pyramids (based on a story by H.P. Lovecraft), The Mirrors of Tuzun Thune (based on a story by Robert E. Howard) and The Garden of Adompha (based on a story by Clark Ashton Smith). These got my imagination going.
Unfortunately, some of the prose didn’t fit too well into my tastes. I’m just not crazy about prose written in the style of fables. Some of the vignettes seemed more like filler than anything. Some of the short bits of fiction felt flat. There were a couple pieces like the The End which were enjoyable.
Now this may sound like I’m dissing The New Death & Others. It just wasn’t quite my cup of tea. That being said, if I had purchased it I wouldn’t be angry or storming the Bastille. There may have been pieces that I didn’t particularly like but I’m sure there’s those out there who will. Just like the parts I liked others might not be all that appreciative of.
The New Death & Others is available for only 99 cents at Amazon and Smashwords.

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