Even grognards a musical nod now and then. Hey, I remember coloring in my dice with a crayon. Heck, Red Box was a new thing. Used it to replace my white one. Yeah, I’m a crusty old grognard. Ahh, those were the days of no mortgages and dreary day jobs that slowly killed that last little bit your soul. Oh, wait. I digress. Just sit back a listen to the music and reminisce on this hump day.
When he plays D&D, it’s with both Dungeons and Dragons.
Vecna asked him for a hand.
Even his mace is Vorpal.
Monte Cook asks him for rules clarifications.
He considered the Tomb of Horrors an introductory adventure.
Out of respect. His d20′s roll 21.
He has Chuck Norris as a hireling.
He attacked the darkness. And crit’ed it.
Mordenkainen named a spell after him.
Hit dump stat is a 19.
Dragons have to make a save versus Fear when they face him.
He uses Stormbringer as a letter opener.
He once won a staring contest against a Medusa.
I’m sure there are more legends of the Dungeon Bastard out there.
Jan 252012
Feb 152011
I love it when I find a new nifty web comic and today I just found another one. This time it’s d20 Monkey. I really wish I had heard about this one sooner. This thing is right my alley: A dysfunctional group of gamers.
It’s nice to a gamer-centric web comic that is by somebody who obviously knows the hobby and geeks in general and to top that off it’s well drawn and written comic and consistently funny. I predict that this is going to be a favorite for us old analog gamer types. I think we’ve met a Brett in our time.
That’s not much more I can say and I’m not going to ruin any of the fun for you just head on over the site and check it out. So you can understand that comment about Brett.
Dec 152010
I’m a big fan of Mediocre Films and Greg Benson ever since I discovered Retarded Policeman and this little clip continues the comic genius.
I’ve made it no secret that I really like JourneyQuest so I figured I do a little project and hopefully throw a little of help their way.
Here are few sound bites distilled down into MP3′s. Go ahead use them as a ring tone or whatever. Now if you’re coming through via the RPG Bloggers Network, you may be asking yourself, “What the hell does this have to do with gaming?” Well, first the subject matter but secondly a few fun sound bites can be a bit of fun during the game. Our group has had quite a few laughs with bits from Invader Xim, Dragon Age: Origins, Star Wars and Star Trek.
Depending on the response to this I might do an all Orcish set of sound bites and then maybe do some suggestions and/or requests. If you really like these little bits then just head on over to the JourneyQuest web site and show your support to those guys and help make Season 2 a reality.
Included are:
“I’m a bard. Bardic Immunity.”
“Blech. Orc.”
“I am far too brave to grant you mercy.”
“I am honor!”
“JourneyQuest. That’s terrible.”
“Killing equals honor.”
“Meat Henge. Really?”
“Not a zombie.”
“Onward!”
“Sod. Rot. Shag tits.”
“Sod the quest”
“Take me now you green skinned love stallion.”
“Well, I was too brave to spare the elderly.”
“Welcome to the temple of your doom. Welcome to the Temple of All Dooms.”
“Why does he smell like crying?”
http://www.grogtard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/JQVolume1.zip
JourneyQuest: Season One by Zombie Orpheus Entertainment, LLC is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
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